If You Give a Mom a Muffin
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I haven't read this one before, and I just had to smile. So BTDT! If You Give A Mom A Muffin If you give a mom a muffin, She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper. She will get out a pound of hamburger. She'll look for her cookbook ("101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger"). The cookbook is setting under a pile of mail. She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse That is being dumped out by her two-year-old. She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two-year-old's diaper. While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring. Her five-year-old will answer and hang up. She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee. Thinking of coffee will remind her That she was going to have a cup. And chances are... If she has a cup of coffee, Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it. Ame
that is adorable.
Isn't that just the truth, in a houseful of children?
That sounds like a daily occurrence around here!
That is so nice, and how true Thanks for sharing!
SO SO SO SO True LOL
ROFL, that is too cute!
ROFL, too! I haven't seen this before and oooooohhh so true! Thanks for sharing it.
Loved it, thanks for sharing!
LOL! Very true! And who says moms can't multi-task?!?
HEY, has someone been peeking in my windows?? This is why i always have everything HALF done! LOL That sounds EXACTLY like a day in my house. THanks for sharing, i'm glad i'm not the only one.
I love it!!! Little dd "helps" me eat my dinner so I can definitely relate.
LOL... sounds like a day in my life, for sure!!
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