How to Bake a Cake with a Baby in the House


Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
Grease pan, crack nuts.
Measure two cups flour;
Remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby.
Remeasure flour.
Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to kitchen.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Wash baby.
Answer phone.
Return.
Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
Look for baby.
Grease another pan.
Answer telephone.
Return to kitchen and find baby.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it.
Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
Wash kitchen floor, table, wall, dishes.
Call baker.
Lie down.

By Trisa on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 03:47 pm:

That was cute!

By Jelygu on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 04:08 pm:

call baker... lol

By Missmudd on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 08:20 pm:

Sometimes humor hits a little close to home

By Kernkate on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 08:24 pm:

LOL

By Rayanne on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 09:42 pm:

By Amecmom on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 10:02 am:

Thank You! Somebody has finally written something that shows how hard it is to get anything done with a baby in the house! It took me two days just to clean!

Ame

By Karen~moderator on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 09:23 am:

Moved from Gen. Discussion board.