Majority of Parents Abuse Children--Children Report

My goodness! I apparently abuse my children! Do you?

By Rayelle on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 04:15 pm:

Yep, I'm guilty. Awaiting the paddywagon, since I abuse 3, lol!

By Tripletmom on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 04:20 pm:

I guess the paddywagon can pick me up too,I abuse 4.lol Gosh,I guess getting a licked kleenex on my face really started it all.

By Enchens on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 04:26 pm:

Please tell me this is a joke.

I'm guilty of so much. And so is my husband. My husband made our 3 year old ds help with the yard work. GASP!

By Tarable on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 04:58 pm:

I am very guilty of all the above.

By Tsa on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 06:46 pm:

Guilty and proud, thank you very much.

By Ginny~moderator on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 06:49 pm:

Oh, the horror!!!

I double-checked with Scott, who refers to The Onion (the website) in conversation, and he assured me that it is satire. He commented - it's hard to tell, but it is satire. I will say, it is very well written satire. It is really hard to know whether there is such a report, because the story is so well written.

By Kaye on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 07:06 pm:

The Onion is a very well known satire website. They have some great and funny stuff! I personally love the piece about Tiger Woods being Johnson and playing both spots..LOL

By Paulas on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 12:26 am:

Yep...I'm guilt as well. This article has to be a joke!

By Dawnk777 on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 12:55 am:

Like Ginny said, The Onion is all satire! It's a joke. I'm guilty, too!

By Paulas on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 01:02 am:

Guess I should read the other responses more carefully.