Yesterday I took the kids to our town pool for the first time this summer. DD (8) and I always share a changing booth because the locker room is usually crowded. She loudly announced with a giggle, "Mom, you have BIG boobies!!" I shushed her but she continued. "For real Mom, you DO!" Argh! She made similar comments as a preschooler but at the time she was just making an innocent observation and I thought it was cute. Now that she's older I think she's doing it on purpose in an attempt to embarrass me. Geez! I just laughed if off and told her it's inappropriate to talk about such things loudly in public. Then I reminded her that when she's older she'll have big breasts, too! (FWIW, Mine aren't big, but hey, I'll go with it when I can. LOL!)

By Tripletmom on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 10:46 am:

ROFL-My DD thinks I have HUGE boobs too.She came out of my room the other day wearing one of my bras stuffed.LOL My DH is soooo not ready for this kinda stuff.In a few years things will be so different.I wish I could keep this innocence forever.

By Tonya on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 10:54 am:

Are you ladies ready for this. Jade (2 yrs old) came into the bathroom last week as I was changing my pad and she asked me if I needed a diaper. And then proceeded to go out and tell her daddy (who was in the living room with the neighbor) that mommy wears a diaper like Jade. I could have crawled under a rock and hid forever.

By Cat on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 10:55 am:

I'm so glad I have boys...

By Janet on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 11:20 am:

Oh, I remember my nephew being in the dressing room with me and my mom (I was 12 and he was 6), and him pointing right at my breast and saying loudly, "What's THAT!" Talk about wanting to die! So, it's not just the girls...

By Imamommyx4 on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 03:32 pm:

DD likes to lay her head on mine. She says that they are so soft and fit her head "perfet" (misspelled on purpose).

By Bellajoe on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 05:03 pm:

When my kids were smaller and we were in public and had to use the bathroom, we used to go into the big handicap one. I always told them to turn around while i went to the bathroom (so i could have a little bit of privacy). Well one of them turned around a bit early and looked at me and said "mom! you've got a hairy butt!" (it wasn't my backside they were looking at). How embarassing!

I was in Marshall's yesterday. THe lady in front of me in line was buying some shirts. Her little boy, probably about 4 yrs old, looked at her shirt, held it up to himself and said "MOM! Youve got a BIG BODY!" She was not a big lady at all. I just laughed and said "don't you love it when they say those things?"

By Kaye on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 05:25 pm:

LOL...my middle kid used to get in my purse and grab for tampons. He thought they were candy. So if he got one (always in public..lol), he would put in his mouth, I would take it away and he would scream like a banshee.

By Kiki on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 06:12 pm:

lol it could have been worse....she could have said that you had a big butt.......lol

By Sandysmom on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 08:01 pm:

LOL!!!!! When my DD was little, she would get excited about something an yank on my skirt. She never yanked it down all the way but a few times she would pull it up too high the opposite way!

By Wandilu on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 11:35 pm:

When my ds was around two,he was in the shower with his dad.He looked up and saw ** it ** and said" Daddy,you've got a biggggg pp !" My dh ( now ex)tried to just play it off and said "uh-huh" to which my son said"no,daddy,I mean a bigggg pp" and stretched his little arms out side to side,as wide as he could get them !!

By Tink on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 01:50 am:

My dd came out of my room one day wearing my bra like a hat and said "Mommy's boobies are as big as my head!" *eyeroll* Luckily, we were home alone but it was definitely one of those moments I won't forget!

By Trina~moderator on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 08:00 am:

LOL! These stories are great!

By Eve on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 08:13 am:

ROFL! So funny!

Since I was nursing DS, the topic of breasts came up often in my house. Maybe two months ago, I was getting out of the shower and DD said "Mom, I really like your boobs! Oh, I means breasts. They are really shiny!" LOL I just calmly said "Thank you, I try to keep them clean." What else do you say?? LOL

By Deek on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 08:15 am:

When my youngest was a toddler, we were doing a mommy and me swim class..for some reason there were more daddies than mommies. My daughter was in my arms and said loudly ( looking at my chest) .."You have big ones and I have little bumps". *eyeroll*

By Rayanne on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 08:20 am:

OMG These are hilarious!!!

I was home alone with Rylee, and I wanted to shower before Chris got home. I went to use the potty first and Rylee saw my boobies and said belly button. I said, no, those are mommies boobies. I showed Rylee hers, and she looked at hers and then mine, and then she grabbed mine and said that she wanted them. I laughed, and said that she would get some when she was older.

One time while Chris was getting out of the shower, Rylee walked in on him before he could put a towel around him. She pointed and said, Daddy's PP? He said yes and covered up really fast, and called for me to get her. As soon as I got in there, she told Chris that she wanted to see it again. We were shocked and at the same time said, NO.

By Hol on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 04:21 pm:

I love those stories, too. The tampons reminded me of the time my nephew went into my sister's purse in the grocery store. He was about two at the time, and riding in the shopping cart. She was preoccupied with shopping, but when she looked at him, he was trying to stick a tampon in each ear!!! LOL!
He's 29 and married now. We LOVE to tell his wife those stories. LOL!

By Enchens on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 01:48 am:

I had a great laugh with all these stories. DH was looking at me like I was a weirdo.

If I may, I'd like to share what happened two Sundays ago with DS, who just turned 3. We were at church , in one of the baby rooms, which just happened to be full. I was carrying him because he was in a cuddly mood. He nonchalantly passed his hand over one of my breasts and said, "Nice nipples, Momma!" I know I turned red.