Investment
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Investment
By Cat on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 - 11:44 pm: | Dh sent this to me. WAY funny! Investment Strategies If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airline stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, than turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND , you would have had $214.00 . Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg
By Dawnk777 on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 08:07 am: | LOL! That's only IF I could choke down $1000 worth of beer!
By Cat on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 09:31 am: | Lol, Dawn. I don't even LIKE beer!
By Enchens on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 12:14 pm: | ROFL! I know a few guys who would be interested in this investment.
By Dawnk777 on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 07:52 pm: | I don't like beer, at all. That's why I said I'd choke it down!
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