Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about
their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind
the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to use this store for our Bridal Registry."

By My2cuties on Friday, December 3, 2004 - 05:57 pm:

Oh my gosh...lol

By Rayanne on Friday, December 3, 2004 - 05:59 pm:

That was funny.