Something funny
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Something funny
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother
and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son yells.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other,
and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister,
who was equally agitated on the phone. "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately and yells at her dad,
"You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing
until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing,
DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife with a smile.
"They're both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
 Thats a good one!
lol!
got to love it!!
Smart Daddy! 
LOL!!!
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