This is Good
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This is Good
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was
> astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
> everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
> propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It
> was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she
> opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling
> hands:
>
>
>
> Dear Mom,
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
> you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I
> wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been
> finding real passion with John and he is so nice -
> even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his
> motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom,
> I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
> He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
> stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to
> have many more children with me and that's now one of
> my dreams too.
>
> John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
> anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
> with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
> want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
> find cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure
> deserves it!!
>
> Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
> to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be
> back to visit so you can get to know your
> grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith
>
>
>
> PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
> neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that
> there are worse things in life than my report card
> that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is
> safe for me to come home.
I've seen this before. Very true! LOL!
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