A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all
his piercing & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasie we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself! Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my
desk drawer...I love you!

By Ladypeacek on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 10:56 am:

LOL.. i know i shouldn't laugh, that was kind of mean, but that girl found a pretty smart way to downplay bad grades! Where did you get this?

By Dana on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 11:29 am:

That is a funny read. Not sure how I would feel to get that letter then report card, however.

By Payday614 on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 11:34 am:

omg, that's funny, but only because it didn't happen to me

By Mommyathome on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 12:38 pm:

LOL....that kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it?

By Emily7 on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 12:57 pm:

I should have thought of that a time or two!

By Marg on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 01:42 pm:

The poor mom might have a heart attack before she reads the last line

By Kernkate on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 04:04 pm:

I would have had a heart attack before I finished reading it!! I guess the moral is... things can always be worse.

By Trina~moderator on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 06:04 pm:

My best friend sent this to me this morning. Really makes you think!

By Blazermomof3 on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 10:44 pm:

Oh my gosh! Someone at work sent this to me and I was freaking out as I was reading it. And then laughed at the end. This is funny! I forwarded it to my husband and told them that I hope our 2 girls never get hold of a letter like this.

By Feona on Saturday, May 1, 2004 - 06:31 am:

Got me! LOL!

By Lauram on Saturday, May 1, 2004 - 07:11 am:

That is so funny! My brother and sister used to do that kind of thing all the time to my mom! She would hound us about where we were going and they'd say things like "to do heroin."

By Eve on Saturday, May 1, 2004 - 07:57 pm:

OMG! I think I have read that before, but it's still SO good! So, true, don't you think?