Difference between cats and dogs

Moms View Message Board: General Discussion: Archive April 2004: Difference between cats and dogs

I never saw this before, but find it very true! LOL

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't
hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you
a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men in little fur coats.

By Jessicac1979 on Monday, April 12, 2004 - 10:04 pm:

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was cute!

By Ladypeacek on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 - 01:46 am:

ohhh, i love that! SOOOOO true!!!!

By Tink on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 - 02:41 am:

That is absolutely true! ROFL Is that why so many more women are cat-lovers? It's just a vanity things, Look here's my mini-me!

By Janet on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 - 10:09 am:

I'm positive that's why so many men don't like cats... they can't control them and they are too much like women! LOL Yes, cat lover here! (But I like dogs OK, just on my own terms)

By Momaroze on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 - 10:15 am:

LOL!!!

By Rayanne on Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 10:47 am:

That is so cute and very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!