> > When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home
> > >>from work,
> > >>stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
> > >>rectal
> > >>thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this
>brand.
> > >>When
> > >>you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
>phone
> > >>so
> > >>you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and
>sit
> > >>in
> > >>your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
> > >>carefully
> > >>place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or
> > >>broken.
> > >>Now the fun part begins -
> > >>Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
> > >>small
> > >>print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson
>and
> > >>Johnson is personally tested" Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud
> > >>five times,
> > >>"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and
>Johnson."
> > >>
> > >>HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
>THAT
> > >>IS
> > >>WORSE THAN YOURS!

By Dana on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 12:24 pm:

Oh, that is very very funny! I was wondering where this post was leading LOL.

By Kernkate on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 12:25 pm:

LOL, Thanks for the laugh!!!

By Marg on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 12:29 pm:

Way to funny, I should have read that years ago!

By Bellajoe on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 12:38 pm:

I was also wondering where the post was leading! LOL! To funny!

By Mommyathome on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 02:14 pm:

LOL

By Palmbchprincess on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 03:31 pm:

ROFL!!! That is too funny!!

By Ginny~moderator on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 06:33 pm:

I love this and have emailed it to a dozen people and shared it with my live-in son, who said "hoo hah!"