Got this in an email....

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie ! j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of
your new last name:

a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

My new name would be: Tootie Gizzardsniffer!

By Amy~moderator on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 09:11 pm:

Dinky Hamsterchunks here!

Haven't we done this one once before here? I seem to remember doing something like this early last year on Momsview...

By Babysitbarb on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 09:19 pm:

loopy gizzardlips

By Sue3 on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 09:35 pm:

crusty apple shorts here ! LOL !

By Karen~moderator on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 10:12 pm:

Loopy Girdlelips here.............

By Luvn29 on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 10:15 pm:

Lol Sue3! I'm Crusty AppleTush! hehe! I think you got the better end of that one!

By Gammiejoan on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 10:18 pm:

Mine's Poopsie Cootietush. Sounds pretty gross, doesn't it?

By Missymelissy on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 10:34 pm:

Mine is: boobie bubble-butt
DH is: crusty bubble-butt
DS is: snotty bubble-butt

By Mommyduncan on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 10:52 pm:

I'm Loopy Chickenface

By Jtsmom on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 07:52 am:

Mine is Crusty Apple-Brain (just what I feel like today)

By Colette on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 08:33 am:

boobie apple-sniffer here....

By Insaneusmcwife on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 09:47 am:

Me:Chim-Chim Apple Tush
DH:Squeezeit Apple Tush
DS:Snotty Apple Tush
DD:Boobie Apple Tush

By Jclark222 on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 10:00 am:

Zippy Liver Buns

By Momoffour on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 10:13 am:

loopy apple Head here lol....

By Momoffour on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 10:15 am:

dh snooty apple head ha ha ha

By Carolk on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 10:34 am:

mine would be loopy rhino-brain

By Cat on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 10:38 am:

Tootie Girdlebutt

By Newbabysarah on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 10:43 am:

Poopsie Bubbletush

By Bellajoe on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 10:44 am:

i forgot to add my family:

DH- Dorkey Gizzardsniffer

DS-Crusty Gizzardsniffer

DD-Boobie Gizzardsniffer

Me-Tootie Gizzardsniffer

By Bka on Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 01:49 pm:

pinky bubbletush here
zippy bubbletuch is DD