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I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
> something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
> her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is
> dirty and probably has germs."
>
> At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
> How do you know all this stuff?"
>
> "Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. Um,
> it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be
> a
Mommy."
>
>
> "Oh."
>
> We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
> pondering this new information.
>
> I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
>

By Fraggle on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 07:27 am:

ROFL!

By Amy~moderator on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 07:45 am:

Too funny

By Marg on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 08:02 am:

OMG Colette way too funny!

By Trisa on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 08:09 am:

Yes that was a good one!

By Newbabysarah on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 09:04 am:

rofl

By Cat on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 10:25 am:

So THAT'S how it works?!? ROFL

By Andi on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 11:56 am:

Love it!

By Babysitbarb on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 01:33 pm:

How funny!
I just always tell little ones when they ask me how do you know that? Mom's just know these things.