Tribute to New Englanders and Winter
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Tribute to New Englanders and Winter
Taken from www.thebostonchannel.com Tribute To New Englanders And Winter When It Comes To Cold, New Englanders Are Unfazed Enjoy! 60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens. 40° F: Italian and English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker. 20° F: Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0° F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows. 10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats. 40° below zero: Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors. 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." 460° below zero: All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying......."Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
LOL! Go Sox!
ROFL!
ROTFL!! Cute!
My DH just sent this from work-I was going to post it but you beat me to it! It's pretty funny!
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ROFL!!!
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