Thought for the day
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Thought for the day
This was an email I received and thought I would share. I got a chuckle out of a few of them.
Things I question.
1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting
clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I
just "chunky dunk."
3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating
them.
5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be
able to tell the difference.
6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life
we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you
realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think
that's what he said.
9. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in
school, but they can in prison?
10. If raising children was going to be easy, it never
would have started with something called labor!
11. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
live forever.
12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the
Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
I love it. Oh, 12 is great! SOOOOO true! Thanks! All of it very funny and so real!
GREAT!!!! I Love #9 and 12 sooooo very true!!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in
school, but they can in prison?
That is soo true and absolutely ridiculous at the same time! So don't look for help before you need it, look for it after? Not very Proactive is it? Oh yeah it is the government we are talking about....
Yes that was great!
Thanks Kathy , I enjoyed them also!
BTW ,Great picture of you dk,s and happy belated Birthday!
I had mine (same # as yours)in August.
Thanks Sue. Its a older picture, but the only one I have of all the kids together.
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