Cute...thought I would share!
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Cute...thought I would share!
(Written By A Very Wise Man).
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
right
in
front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on the shoulder
to
avoid hitting her car. This evidently angered the driver enough that he
hung
his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic,
and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That computes to 982 cars
every
mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That
brings
the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women
drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying
or
unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons
and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female who
has
a
lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered
suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? ...... I think not. 
Thanks, I needed that.
rofl
Waaaayyy tooooo funny!
LOL!
Too funny! Smart man!
Lol, that was a good one!
On certain days of the month, that one woman might have be ME!
ROFL!! Too funny!
Oh how funnnnnny !!!!
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