A FUNNY ABOUT WHAT LIL KIDS SAY
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A FUNNY ABOUT WHAT LIL KIDS SAY
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place, smack him again!"
LOL
Imagine that child's therapy bills... 
rofl
ROFL
THAT IS T FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL...that is a cute one
LOL...that is a good one!!
ROFL
my little nephew was 4 at the time:
my mom (aka grandma) was changing my daughters diaper and my nephew crawled up on the bed to "help". he said "grandma where is her pee pee?" Grandma chuckled and said "honey girls dont have pee pees. girls have vaginas." "oh " he said..and he sat there thinking..(my mom said she could see the little wheels turning)
"so does it pop out when she has to go?" he asked so innocently
my mom said she hasnt laughed so hard in ages.
"no honey" "it doesnt"
"oh he says"..(thinking again...).."ok i'll finish changing her now"
but by then my mom was done.
from the mouth of babes. oh man did i rofl when i heard this story from her.
sorry bout spelling..really tired
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